Biography

I was born and things on the whole have been quite unspectacular. I dislike most things that i have to do with my time that don't involve writing or comedy and have to fuel msyelf with postive thoughts in order to be a productive and fun loving human being. I used to do stand up but don't think I had the powers of endurance to get off from the second bottom rung. I used to like doing gigs in London but could never really be bothered to travel 200 miles to do gigs that were filled on the whole with people who I would in ordinary circumstances tell to fuck off.

I became friends with a celebrity self-help guru and tai-chi teacher-the book started as an email correspondence between the two of us and ended up becoming this book. I am currently promoting a comedy and music night. see www.killjoycomedy.com

Interests

I like to contemplate the meaninglessness of life and entertain myself by imagining what i would buy with a 1000 pounds. I like the sum to be reasonably small so it's a fantasy within the realms of possibility. I also like to work out what my top five favourite chocolate bars are and give them marks out of ten. I would like to do more for charity but notice such philanthropic thoughts occur in a conceptual rather than practical way.